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[demonic voice]: Are you
pussies ready to be annihilated?

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[cheering]

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Witness the awesome power
of... Todd!

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[cheering]

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[silence]

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- I am Todd the Metal God!

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[cheering]

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- I want you, Todd.

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- This song...

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goes out to the owner

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of these sweet panties,

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Jenny Kolinsky!

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[cheering]

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It's a love song I wrote
called...

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Sexy She-Bitch of Hades!

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[cheering]

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[heavy metal music]

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[clumsy guitar playing]

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- I jerk off
better than you play!

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Jerk-offs!

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[laughter]

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Jerk-offs! Jerk-offs!

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[all chanting]

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- Knock it off, Stuart.
- Oh, come on,

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we're just having
a little fun, babe.

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[chuckling]

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Just wait till you hear the song
I wrote for you.

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- You wrote a song for me?

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- Thank you...
Barbarian Apocalypse.

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[feedback]

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That was won-der-ful.

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Next up is Quarterback.
- Whoo! Finally!

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- Good night, Crowley High!
- Boo...

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♪ I hurt

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♪ I hurt

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♪ I hurt

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♪ For you

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♪ I can't get you

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♪ Out of my head

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♪ I can't sleep

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♪ Alone in my bed

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♪ Can barely breathe

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♪ Or speak or move ♪

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[heavy metal music]

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- Dude, we totally kicked ass!

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- They were jerking off at us.

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- I thought
they were jerking off withus.

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- Face it, Curtis,
we totally sucked.

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- You know what your problem is?
You need to get baked.

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- I'm not in the mood.
- What?!

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But you're always in the mood.

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Man, this is about Jenny,
isn't it?

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- I can't stop thinking
about her.

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And it's not
just her awesome rack.

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She's smart and,
like, mysterious--

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- And she's got an awesome rack.

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- Man... what does she see
in that dick?

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- Well, he can play guitar
and sing

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at the same time,
he's really good-looking,

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got a cool car,
captain of the football team,

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and I hear he's got a cock

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like the size
of a cock and a half.

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But I bet your cock is like
the size of like two cocks!

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And those two cocks

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have two sets of balls.

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- And two sets of balls
are exactly what I need

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to make Jenny forget
all about that cock-rock loser!

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- Cock-and-a-half rock loser.

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But yes! Let's go show Jenny...

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your balls!

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- Jenny...
how do I put this delicately?

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Sometimes daddies leave home

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because they just don't wanna
be daddies anymore.

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Okay, it's not about you.

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It's about not wanting
to be with you.

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- But he didn't leave me,
Mr. Murphy, he disappeared.

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And I think it has something
to do with this.

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- Where did you get
this picture?

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- It was hidden
in my dad's office.

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He was researching the origins
of thisbook.

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- Well, Jenny,
my advice to you is:

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start focusing
on your schoolbooks

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and not this fool's book.
Now shoo.

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Mr. Murphy has a lot of business
to attend to.

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- Thanks for nothing.

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- "Thanks for nothing"!

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[dialling]

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- Hello?
- Hey, it's me.

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We're gonna have to deal
with the daughter as well.

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- Okay, she's coming. Don't
freak out. Go get her, Todd!

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- Ugh!
- Fuck.

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- Thanks a lot, douche-cake!

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- Um, I'm sorry.
- Just...

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Can you just...
Leave it, okay?

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[ominous music]

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Enjoying the scenery?

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- Um...

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I'm-I'm-I'm Todd.

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- Is this conversation
going anywhere?

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- Do you want it
to go somewhere?

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'Cause we could, like...
- Oh.

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- Uh, we could, like,

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go, like, for ice cream
or something...

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- Did you just
ask my woman out?!

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- Just...

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Just leave him alone, Stuart.

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- Yeah, Stuart, we'll...
we'll settle this at...

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the Battle of the Bands.

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- You didn't even make the cut,

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penis-hole!

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Uh!

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[music]

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[roaring]

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- Even guitars gently weep,

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little dude.

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- Yeah?

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What do you know?
- Check it out, little dude.

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This self-defeatist manner, bro,
does not become you.

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You gotta show
all those boners, man,

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that you truly are...

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Heavy Metal God.

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- But I'm a loser.

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- You could always practice,
loser.

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- Or...

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you could find
the Book of Pure Evil.

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- The what?

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- Anyone who listens to metal

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knows the Book of Pure Evil,

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loser.
- Legend has it,

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the book was stitched together
with the foreskin of Judas.

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- Must've been some foreskin,

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I... I gotta get back to class.

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- The Book of Pure Evil

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can give you
anything you desire.

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- Anything I desire?

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- Imagine, little dude,

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the one thing that you want
more than anything.

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- Feel it, loser.

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Deep inside.

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- Deep inside...?

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- Inside your pants.

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- Toke?

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[guys]: Imagine the one thing
you want more than anything.

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 Feel it, loser.

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 Deep inside.

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 Inside you pants.

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 Pants...

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 pants...

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[Jenny]: I want you, Todd.

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[guys]: The Book of Pure Evil
came make any desire come true.

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 -Toke?
- The book was stitched together

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 from the foreskin of Judas.
- Foreskin...

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 Toke?
- Anything you desire.

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- Foreskin...

155
00:08:06,529 --> 00:08:07,791
 Toke?

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- Whatcha doin' there, Todd?

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- Oh... hey, Jimmy.

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Do you think
you could open that case for me?

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- It's gonna cost you.

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- Well, I got...

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uh...

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a buck and 49...

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and... my lucky condom.

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- How long have you had
that lucky condom?

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- I dunno, a couple of years,
I guess.

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- I'll take the money.

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[ominous music]

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[disembodied whispering]

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- Planto...

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mihi...

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lascivio...

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valde...

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sanus!

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00:10:06,257 --> 00:10:08,042
[heavy metal music]

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[rock music]

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Douche.

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00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:35,852
- Did you just call me a douche?

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- If the douche fits...

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[scoffing]

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I challenge you to a duel:

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your guitar against mine.

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- Lunch hour,

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in the cafeteria.

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I'm gonna slay you, Todd.

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00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:56,699
- I'm gonna make you
bleed out your ass.

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[rock music]

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00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:09,407
- You're goin' down, dude.

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00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:10,844
[scoffing]

189
00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:13,803
He's totally gonna slay you,
Todd!

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00:11:13,847 --> 00:11:16,850
[demonic voice]: This time,
it shall be I who slays he.

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00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:18,939
- Your voice just was
totally awesome. Whoa!

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00:11:18,982 --> 00:11:20,854
Hey, where'd you get
that guitar?

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00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:22,246
Oh!
- Let's do this.

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[rock chord progression]

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00:11:26,163 --> 00:11:29,210
[whistling and cheering]

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[girl]: Let's do it!

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[heavy metal version]

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00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,396
[blues riff]

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[heavy metal version]

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00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:50,840
- Yeah, Todd!

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00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:13,776
- Oh! Ah!

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00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,082
Ah!

203
00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:16,997
[moaning]
Ah!

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00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,955
Ah! Ah!

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00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,262
[cracking]
Ah!

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00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:29,836
- What the fuckles?

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[panting]
- Help me, Jenny.

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I... I'm bleeding out of my ass.
- Uh...

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There, there... baby.
- Ow!!!

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- If I could do it again,

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I would've made him
bleed out of his dick.

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00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:44,415
[laughing]
Yeah, I know.

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- Hey, Todd.

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Your band is so awesome
and... I was just thinking,

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if you wanted to get together

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and talk about metal
or metallurgy,

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I would be more than happy

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to do that--
- Yeah, you might wanna

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get that framed.

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00:13:00,692 --> 00:13:02,085
- Um...

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00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:05,828
- I have no idea who she is,
but she's always, like--

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00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:07,569
- Dude!

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00:13:07,612 --> 00:13:09,789
That was amazing.

224
00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:11,486
- Uh... Curtis, uh...

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00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:15,620
meet the new members
of Barbarian Apocalypse.

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00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:17,709
We're replacing Quarterback
at Battle of the Bands tonight.

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00:13:17,753 --> 00:13:19,929
- That's awesome!
Two drummers?

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00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:21,888
Yeah!

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00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,585
- Uh...

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00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:24,934
I'm sorry, Curtis,

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but we don't need two drummers
in the band.

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- What are you saying?
- I'm saying, I'm sorry, Curtis,

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we don't need two drummers
in the band.

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Curtis--
- No!

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I heard you the second time.

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Loud and clear.

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[ominous soundscape]

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- Welcome to Crowley High's
Battle of the Bands.

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00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:53,615
[cheering and whistling]

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00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:57,401
Well, tonight we start
with the hip-hop stylings of...

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Pussy Fresh.
[laughter]

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00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:02,015
[girl]: Posse Fresh, bitch!
[laughter]

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00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:04,931
- Posse Fresh.

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00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:06,758
Whatever...

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00:14:06,802 --> 00:14:09,152
bitch.
[laughter]

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00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:12,112
[distant music]
- Hi, Todd.

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00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:13,940
You were amazing...

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00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:16,029
in the cafeteria today.

249
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:17,987
Where'd you get
that cool guitar?

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00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:19,119
Ow!

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00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:20,990
- My guitar's a little...
sensitive

252
00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:22,687
about other people touching it.

253
00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:25,647
- Are you sensitive to touch?

254
00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:28,041
- Uh...
- Why don't you and I

255
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:29,999
go someplace private?

256
00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:32,393
I'd love to see

257
00:14:32,436 --> 00:14:35,004
these magical fingers of yours
at work.

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[demonic voice]:
She doesn't want

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00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,660
 your grimy paws on her fun bags.

260
00:14:38,703 --> 00:14:42,055
She wants her hands on the book!
- Who knows,

261
00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:44,144
maybe you could teach me
a few things.

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- She's onto us! Eliminate her!

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00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:49,062
- No!
- Screw her, then eliminate her.

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00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:51,934
- No!
- Eliminate her, then screw her?

265
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:55,024
- Huh... What's going on, Todd?

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00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:58,245
- Look, I... I gotta get ready
to go on stage.

267
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- I know you have the book,
Todd!

268
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,031
You have no idea
how dangerous it is!

269
00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:03,424
Now hand it over!

270
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:04,904
- She just wants the book
for herself!

271
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:06,383
- You just want the book
for yourself!

272
00:15:06,427 --> 00:15:08,298
- She doesn't care about you!

273
00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:11,258
- You doesn't care about me!
- Yeah, you got that right!

274
00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:13,173
Now give it to me!

275
00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:16,002
Todd! Ah! Todd!

276
00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:18,787
Todd! You little shit-nugget!
Let me out!

277
00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:21,529
Todd, don't you run away!
Get back here!

278
00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:24,314
[microphone feedback]

279
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- Our final act -

280
00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:27,535
mercifully -

281
00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:30,320
is the Barbarian Apocalypse.

282
00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:31,974
[cheering]

283
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:40,026
- Yes, Todd!

284
00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:43,681
[demonic voice]: Prepare
to be conquered, Crowley High!

285
00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:45,945
- Conquer me, Todd.

286
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:58,783
- The Book of Pure Evil?

287
00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:00,568
After all these years...

288
00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:02,091
[heavy metal]

289
00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:42,131
- Hello?!
[banging]

290
00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:43,741
Help! Get me out of this locker!

291
00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:46,092
I have to save the school
before everybody dies!

292
00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:48,137
- Hold on!
- Hurry!

293
00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:52,098
One more. That's good. Thanks.

294
00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:54,361
[heavy metal]

295
00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:05,024
Cover your ears!
We've got to stop Todd!

296
00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:12,292
[fire alarm ringing]

297
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:16,644
[screaming]

298
00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:32,181
[disembodied whispering]

299
00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:36,751
[demonic voice]:
You shall die!

300
00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:41,886
- Do something!
[hard rock music]

301
00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:43,366
- You do something!
[roaring]

302
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:47,240
- Ah! Ah!

303
00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:53,420
- Don't do it, Curtis!

304
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:55,596
It's the only clue I have
to find my dad.

305
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:58,425
[demonic voice]:
Don't do it, Curtis.

306
00:17:58,468 --> 00:18:03,169
Join me and you'll have
everything you ever dreamed of.

307
00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:06,433
- Sorry, Todd,
this bad bitch has gotta burn.

308
00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:09,610
- No!!!
[Todd and Atticus]: No!

309
00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:12,265
- Ah!
[demonic shrieking]

310
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:26,192
- Ah...
- Todd.

311
00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:31,240
- Shit.
- Todd... Are you okay?

312
00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:34,243
- Uh... don't worry about me.

313
00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:36,071
Are you okay?

314
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,160
[banging]

315
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:41,381
- What the hell
is goin' on in here?

316
00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:44,384
- Uh... the Battle of the Bands

317
00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:47,082
kinda got out of control.

318
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,084
- You kids sure know
how to party, man.

319
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,433
I haven't seen this much blood

320
00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:52,827
since that kid bled out his ass
this morning.

321
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:55,395
- Dude, that was so awesome.

322
00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:57,745
Except for almost killing
everyone.

323
00:18:57,788 --> 00:19:00,704
- Yeah, I'm just glad it's over.

324
00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:03,316
- What do you mean, over?
That thing's still out there

325
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:05,709
and we've gotta find it
before it hurts anybody else.

326
00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:08,321
- Uh, not my problem.
Let somebody else deal with it.

327
00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:09,409
Let's go get baked.
- Awesome.

328
00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:11,411
- After everything
that's happened,

329
00:19:11,454 --> 00:19:14,065
how can you not feel
responsible?

330
00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:17,112
God, you guys are such...
idiots.

331
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:23,771
- Dude, this is your chance
to finally get close to Jenny.

332
00:19:23,814 --> 00:19:26,643
- Hey, Jenny! Wait!

333
00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:29,907
Now, I've given it
a lot of thought,

334
00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:32,258
and I think that the best way
to find the book

335
00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:34,738
is to work together.

336
00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:36,305
Close.

337
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:40,875
- Real close.

338
00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:42,790
- I'm already regretting this.

339
00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:47,273
- So are we getting paid
for this?

340
00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:49,579
- No, we're not getting paid.

341
00:19:49,623 --> 00:19:52,365
- I really think we should be
drawing some kind of salary.

342
00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:54,628
- It's not gonna happen, okay?
- So, Jenny, we should, like,

343
00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:56,847
go back to your house tonight
and talk about

344
00:19:56,891 --> 00:19:58,458
how we're gonna find the book.

345
00:19:58,501 --> 00:19:59,894
- Mm, that's not gonna
happen either.

346
00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:01,678
- Yeah, it's a bit late.
Let's do it tomorrow night.

347
00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:02,853
- I don't think so.

348
00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:04,420
- I can totally do it
tomorrow night!

349
00:20:04,464 --> 00:20:06,335
- Uh, I don't remember
you being invited, dude.

350
00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:08,555
- Uh, I don't remember
youbeing invited... dude.

351
00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:11,122
- I can't believe
the book actually exists.

352
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:14,909
It was totally, like, pow!
And then I was, like, whoa!

353
00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:17,259
And then the book
totally flew away.

354
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:19,392
[making flapping sounds]
- The prophecy.

355
00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:22,308
We must prepare
for the final countdown.

356
00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:24,310
- I'll sharpen the knives
and get a goat.

357
00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:25,746
- Silence!

358
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:30,446
- It is a glorious day.

359
00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:33,406
At long last we have found
the book,

360
00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:36,278
and soon it'll be ours again.

361
00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:39,760
The prophecy will be fulfilled

362
00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:42,153
and we will reap the rewards.

363
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:43,938
- Um... yeah...

364
00:20:43,981 --> 00:20:45,722
about that prophecy,

365
00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:47,289
um...

366
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:49,160
the book flew away.

367
00:20:49,204 --> 00:20:51,728
In flames. All gone, bye-bye.

368
00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:53,382
- Oh, Atticus,

369
00:20:53,426 --> 00:20:56,951
it takes more than fire
to destroy the book.

370
00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:59,170
It survives,

371
00:20:59,214 --> 00:21:00,520
perhaps weakened,

372
00:21:00,563 --> 00:21:02,391
but searching for another soul

373
00:21:02,435 --> 00:21:04,088
from which to draw power.

374
00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:06,526
 It'll make itself known

375
00:21:06,569 --> 00:21:09,877
 to whomever needs it most.

376
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,879
 The insecure,

377
00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:13,663
the desperate,

378
00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:16,100
 the feeble...

379
00:21:16,144 --> 00:21:18,146
 they will comfort

380
00:21:18,189 --> 00:21:21,105
 in the bosom of the book.

381
00:21:21,149 --> 00:21:25,414
Then there will be chaos.

382
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:27,155
[laughing maniacally]

383
00:21:28,374 --> 00:21:31,115
[Atticus]: And...
that's a good thing?

384
00:21:31,159 --> 00:21:34,075
♪ I walk the lonely

385
00:21:34,118 --> 00:21:37,078
♪ Dead-end streets

386
00:21:37,121 --> 00:21:39,080
♪ In search of beer

387
00:21:39,123 --> 00:21:42,126
♪ And hamburger meat

388
00:21:42,170 --> 00:21:44,085
♪ Feels like I'm one

389
00:21:44,128 --> 00:21:47,088
♪ Of those endangered species

390
00:21:47,131 --> 00:21:49,090
♪ I got no home

391
00:21:51,135 --> 00:21:54,138
♪ And I'm diseased

392
00:21:54,182 --> 00:21:57,098
♪ Oh my God

393
00:21:57,141 --> 00:22:00,144
♪ Here it comes again ♪